If you happen to be reading this hooked up wirelessly in a steak house hotspot, take a mo to chew on this bonkers fact of the year:

the meat and dairy industry produces more climate corrupting pollution than all the planes, lorries and cars on the planet.

While you swallow, those of you who’ve known us for a while may remember Diego Brown and the Good Fairy playing a few gigs at a cabaret club in Soho a few years ago. Those eclectic and surreal events were organised by mysterious funny man Dan Antopolski - now an Edinburgh Fringe Festival award winner. (So we know someone really quite famous, OK?)

Not just a beardy face, Dan is also a talented musician, brilliant comic and now an environmental campaigner (how many hot things can one man do?) And lately he has been helping massively in putting together a line-up of very funny people on 12 November at the Hammersmith Apollo. They are:

• Chris Addison
• Dan Antopolski
• Hils Barker
• Marcus Brigstocke
• Richard Herring
• Russell Howard
• Stephen Merchant
• Francesca Martinez
• Lucy Porter
• Mark Watson
• And there will be a special guest appearance from Razorlight.